Dialect Vlog

First off don’t judge me I’m wearing a leopard snuggie it is freezing in my house!! I’m looking slightly more presentable than I did yesterday, but I’ve been up since 4 AM so cut me some slack. I have decidedI am extremely awkward on camera, one of the reasons I am hesitant to have videography at our wedding. But for some reason I’m still sharing this with you all.

Words:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught
Questions:

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
• What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you say to address a group of people?
• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped
  body and extremely long legs?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Try it out. I’m interested to see what everyone calls the bubble carbonated beverage.